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Nov 25, 2015 / 1,854,609 notes

policygal:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

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coffee-iv:

perissologist:

THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED

you missed the best bit

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Plotting world domination…
Sep 7, 2015 / 2 notes

Plotting world domination…

thetruesora:
“woodenaxe:
“mosspvnk:
“theverge:
“ Google Translate can now read signs for you in real time, which is just completely insane
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learn the language. this is so horribly lazy.
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Going to a foreign country for a short visit? Learn the...
Sep 6, 2015 / 605,270 notes

thetruesora:

woodenaxe:

mosspvnk:

theverge:

Google Translate can now read signs for you in real time, which is just completely insane

!!!

learn the language. this is so horribly lazy.

Going to a foreign country for a short visit? Learn the entire language you lazy american! Going to multiple foreign countries? Too bad learn every single one. Just stopping in a foreign country? Learn the language you piece of shit. How dare you translate Russian, a language that looks nothing like your native tongue. Why didnt you learn the entirety of Russian fluently? Durr hburr technology is bad fire is scary and Thomas Edison was a witch.

^^^!

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dabbingprincessx:
“good morning, 👑💖🍯☕️
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Sep 6, 2015 / 404 notes

dabbingprincessx:

good morning, 👑💖🍯☕️

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